There is now an entire blog dedicated to looking at what is written on the blackboard in the background of naughty schoolgirl porn films , and evaluating it for accuracy and grade level of information. God, I love the Internet.
Here's what Blackboards in Porn had to say about the photo above.
Disclaimer: The blog is safe for work, in so much as there is no nudity. However, it is somewhat ...
I wanted a quiet night in, now I have to watch a rearly-seen performance.
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If only I weren’t forever alone, this would be good advice.
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How did they find out my high school nickname?
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Does that mean it’s really small or just really sensitive?
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Edith! Get in here!
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Posted at: 2011-10-02 17:47:11
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(The store is very small with 2 registers and we call customers over one at a time to prevent overcrowding. A customer walks over to register with his wife, without being called.)
Me: “Oh, hold on there, sir. You came too fast.”
Customer’s Wife: “Story of my life.”
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Women in Mindanao, Philippines ended a violent, armed, intervillage fight by going on a "sex-strike" until their husbands stopped killing each other, as confirmed by the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.
Women's 'sex strike' ends fighting in Mindanao villages - UNHCR
Film director Wayne Thallon grew up in Edinburgh, between two very different homes. His mother was the wife of an Italian diplomat, his father a working-class wheeler-dealer who ran a 'massage parlour' It was perhaps inevitable, given his wildly unconventional upbringing, that Wayne Thallon would one day become a professional storyteller. Though he could as easily have turned to a life of crime. ...
(A customer and his wife came in to look for a TV to buy.)
Me: “Well, we have this 52″ Toshiba…”
Husband: *to his wife* “Well, bigger is always better. Right, hon?”
Wife: “I wouldn’t know…”
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What do you do when the guy next door has been pissing you off? Settle it like gentlemen over coffee? Arm wrestling competition? Just turn the other cheek? How about throwing an orgy at his house without asking? Yes. More »
After baffling biologists for decades, the female orgasm has resisted yet another attempt to explain its elusive evolutionary origins.
A survey of orgasmic function in thousands of twins found none of the statistical patterns expected if female orgasm is just a coincidental byproduct of natural selection on its male counterpart, as has been suggested.
“The evolutionary basis of human female o...
Cat Women Of The Moon
Presented by Sarah Hall
2 Part Broadcast – Approx. 1 Hour [DOCUMENTARY]
Broadcaster: BBC Radio 4
Broadcast: August 30, 2011 and September 6, 2011 11.30am-12.00 UK Time
Cat Women Of The Moon was a Fifties film that followed a popular motif in science fiction; an all-women society surviving without men. In the first of these two programmes, Sarah Hall looks at how ...
Here's a rare bit of excellent news: The Department of Health and Human Services has signed off on recommendations to include contraception in preventative care. In other words, kiss your co-pay goodbye. More »